Just drink hot tea so your body temperature warms up and put the thermometer in you mouth

Get very very wean and drink milk because it upsets your tummy and you will vomit . However it doesn't all was work

play continously for 4 hours like never before then bath with cold water and sleep without eating food and next morning fever

jump in the bath with your clothes on the get out bring the clothes and squeeze the water out then put the clothes back on and open the bathroom window stand in front of it like your on the titanic and then go to bed with those clothes on and wake u with a really bad cold.

It works for me. Step 1. Eat a bunch of food. Step 2. As soon as u finished go brush your teeth. About 2 minutes or so, before u spit the food that u ate earlier will come out. That's one way to make it look like ur sick.

Chew up some food (preferably something that looks like sick) then combine two drinks and rush to the nearest toilet and pretend to be sick then tell your parents you've been sick (then show them it) bapadyboopydabap two days off school or work

I know I sound wierd but If you or someone has a smelly shoe smell it while thinking of something Discusting like someone vomiting

I can help u all guys i have a trick that will bring fever in few hours just u need to do is that take a slice of onion and keep it under ur shoulders and if someone wanna check temperature just take thermometer n rub it between both your hands like we do in winters to increase hand temperature n u will get even 108 if u continuesly rub it really works i have tried

I have something that gives you a real fever/cold get a bunch of blankets/94inch teddy bear and put it on you and tell your parents you are just cold then the next day tell them you dont feel well and your tempiture will be 99.9 100.6 97.3 94.2 101.7(p.s it actually works 'cause I'm sick right now)

I really want to get sick really bad or commit Sucide u HATE my parents they piss me off everyday