We know not to drink! We want to drink and beat the test go fuck you're self

It is possible to pass an ETG test. I have drank on a Saturday night and passed on a Monday morning. Basically if you get shit canned drunk then it's gonna take more effort but either way you need to drink water and work out on the day before you test. 24hrs is enough time to flush out your system. Drink water all day after your night of partying, work out if you can, a good sweat always helps get your metabolism going. Now the important part, eat proteins the night before the test. If your super worried in the morning still, wake up early, take a piss, get all that early morning sentiment out and go drink a fat glass of chocolate milk. Drink another one if you want. Scramble up some delicious eggs and cook some bacon. Most people drink to much water right before the test. That's dumb. Drink your water the day before and flush your system out. Now go take a piss in a cup and worry about it for a day or two. Chances are you passed. If not then deal with the consequences and learn from your mistakes. And I'm not talking about quitting drinking. Maybe don't pound a 1/5 of liquor and get stupid fucking drunk in a Saturday night before you test at 9 am on a Monday. Beer and wine flush out faster but only because people don't typically consume as much actual alcohol. Trust me I've craved a few drinks and gotten away with it. I've also got my ass bent over the weekend and failed a test because I didn't even try at all to flush out my system on Sunday. So the moral of the story is drink water, get active and eat proteins. Eating fruits and vegetables is always good for you as well and only encourages a healthy metabolism.

David,shoving multiple cocks down your throat and swallowing tons of protein doesn't mean you're an alcoholic, it means you're a cumaholic. That's why you passed all your test. S.M.C

It is "your" not you're David, before you go berating people!!!!. Learn how to spell first. Kris

I've passed an ETG test 30 hours after consuming 2 12oz beers (5% Abv) and a couple of sips of Meade (12% Abv). I didn't do anything to try and flush and didn't exercise like crazy. The 80 hour claim might be true for persistent, heavy drinkers but not for a couple of drinks here and there.

So... I can pass a etg test then? What about using "certo"? I know it works for weed.

I strongly suggest going on Amazon and buying some home ones to test yourself with at daily or 12 hour intervals. This will give you some peace of mind of when your clear. I went pretty wild starting Friday evening about 6 PM, about 1 margarita, 2 beers, and 6 to 8 shots whiskey. Tested hot the next day, then tested hot Sunday 4 PM. Starting to get very uneasy and started downing water/coffee/tea, did some body weight squats and push-ups to get a sweat going. Ate normal. Urinated about 7-10 times, and was passing by 11PM, next morning the passing test result wasn't as strong but it was still pass. Lucked out and no test Monday whew. ETG is a massive violation of privacy and personal space and should not be allowed as a testing platform. Hope this helped people going through a very overly invasive process.

I have passed multiple etg tests within 14 hours and heavy drinking every time(12-18 beers in about 8 hours) Im a little under 200 pounds, male and don't excersize often but do have a good metabolism. I just drink half a gallon of water after my last drink, take a b12 vitamin with milk thistle and go to sleep. When I wake up to pee I drink another half gallon and take another b12 and back to sleep until morning. I wake up and eat a very tiny breakfast, take a multi vitamin, fish oil, b12 and milk thistle. I sit around and drink a gallon of water every hour for about 5-6 hours. 2 hours before my screen I take another b12, multi vitamin then drink a cup of coffee then stop drinking anything. Never had a dirty piss or a diluted one.

I drank a lot on monday through wednesday like a whole bottle of vodka. I have to test on Monday. Will I pass?

I drank one 12 Oz coors light on Saturday at 3:00 pm. Got ua'd on Sunday about 11:30 am. Ate the night before didn't drink a lot of water but drank 4 pepsi's. Well I failed my UA.. 1000 mg.. wtf? I have gotten shit faced before and passed two days later.. so my question is I paid to have it retested.. how likely will it come back negative??