My record is about 200 farts in under 4 minutes, not soft, loud. They don't smell they're just really loud. Is there something wrong with me?

I love to fart and it relieves that bloated feeling I have if I've eaten a little too much. I can't imagine having to hold it inside and just not let it rip. Nothing better than sitting down on your office chair and the fumes that have been trapped escaping for a fragrant reminder

i normally fart when i am scared or nervous is that bad

I fart so hard that scientists are planning to use me as the engine for rockets with my butt facing down the earth. Doing this way, all our future rockets will be eco friendly and very efficient. Just a fart can push the rocket outta this fart filled stinky planet's atmosphere at hyper sonic speeds. Latest research say that my butt can produce more thrust than the Ramjet engine and now space x is planning to use me as engine to our Mars mission. By doing this the travel time to Mars can be drastically reduced to 2 months from currently expected 9 months. God bless farts and America. Thanks to burger and soda.

I fart all day and night. No shame in my game!

Yum. I love farts. I eat them for breakfast.

I hate farting

Farting is pleasant thing